Friday, December 31, 2010
Thursday, December 30, 2010
An alarm went off in the fifth floor apartment in concern. A few minutes passed. The phone that was causing the racket went silent, only to re-start the racket, vibrating dangerously at the edge of a bed-side table. This went on for hours, and hours, and hours. Until the phone finally fell off the table and broke upon hitting the floor. No one came to turn it off. No one came to fix it. No one had known anyone to be living in the apartment. The resident had been rather secretive.
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Monday, December 27, 2010
Sunday, December 26, 2010
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Meditation is the key to peaceful living. It helps you be calm and concentrate better. It's all about breathing, so it'll make you one with mind and body. It'll enlighten your soul and make you a better, reformed man. Real bull shit right? Right!
Friday, December 24, 2010
I've been feeling spiritual lately. Not because I've got a halo over my head and I begin to levitate when I meditate. No. But rather because Fat Jesus is my new editor!
It's amazing how there are so many atoms in the world. It's more amazing how they come together to form planets, and stars and giraffes.
Following the trend at Randomosity, I at An Allegory of My Foot have become we. No, we haven't turned scouse (inside joke), but instead I now have a team.
Fat Jesus is the latest (and second) member and shall now edit my work, i.e. sit at home pretending He has work to do. His awesome inputs shall surely light up proceedings here.
Thursday, December 23, 2010
"While I'm physically straight, you might find me mentally gay. Because I blow your mind."- Bo Burnham.
It's not everyday that you come across something awesome on the internet.
Who am I kidding? It's more like every half hour.
So what's this super awesome tool I'm on about?