Red-Tinted Glasses.

It's not often Sir Alex goes into his lair plotting downfall. Never would a Manchester United victory be called an upset.

Demotivational Sensation.

"For those who deny chance, have no chance at all."

Opportunistic. It's not a complimentary term.

Potty.

"Changed my religious views to Batmanism. Now I'm just like everyone else, worshiping a fictional character."

High-fiving Mosquitoes.

"What? What? you got a problem with this?

Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist"

Think Piece.

For a long time, abstract thoughts have been taking shape in my head. Forming images so beautiful, that I cannot begin to describe them. Now I'm just writing a sentence

Rant.

It's that time of the year when entertainers receive awards for their efforts in their chosen fields.

She.

Following the close of the transfer window (and that of numerous careers, might I add), I must say, the word irony is written all over it. The reason as to why I must say it is

Society's Secrets.

It's not my aim to be disrespectful. I wish to be abusive.

More About You.

In the English dictionary, The word 'gorgeous' is right after after 'Gorgons'. For those that don't know what a gorgon is, this is definitely about you. Another interesting fact is about dictionaries is that the word 'set' has the longest definition in the entire book.

When Birds Fly!

Giggs is the worst player in the history of the game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nPeTfeFALk&NR=1&feature=fvwp

It's nice to know that you're alive. Yes, there are people trying to kill you, and you should remain in hiding.

You Wouldn't Believe.

From a tent

Pool of Puke.

Living just off one of the busiest roads in the city, I have a fair picture of how the exhaust pipe of a vehicle tastes. But in the morning, this place is almost pleasant. I say almost, because you see some whack-ass things here.

How It Works.

I believe that today, I caused a change to the Indian economy. But this can all be traced back to when Amartya Sen won his Nobel prize.

Smooth Jazz.

B.B. King is Epic. Hendrix and he together make for #EpicAwesome. I know my dearest at BR wouldn't approve of the way in which I've used the hash, but I still don't give a shit.

#13

They say that a picture can speak a thousand words. Then this is probably equivalent to four. Upon reading this work, one realises that the lack of quality players in not the problem at United, quite in contrary to popular belief that United have numerous voids on the pitch left by Ronaldo.

No this is definitely not about you. This is about Ji Sung Park (aka Park Ji Sung) (idk why)