tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77358498571441113362024-03-19T10:29:25.765+05:30An Allegory of My Foot.Yes, the name is random.A cliche, but so is your mom.
This blog may contain amounts of creative truthfulness that may be injurious to your health. And mine.
"You've been warned. I'm offensive and creative. Like handicapped porn."- Bo Burnham.blue banana piehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18383221433071959905noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7735849857144111336.post-75172924011983565042011-05-23T21:24:00.002+05:302011-05-23T23:18:03.334+05:30Red-Tinted Glasses.It's not often Sir Alex goes into his lair plotting <b>downfall</b>. Never would a Manchester United victory be called an <b>upset</b>. <div> </div><a href="http://bluebananapie.blogspot.com/2011/05/red-tinted-glasses.html#more">Read more »</a>blue banana piehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18383221433071959905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7735849857144111336.post-11894584377836560442011-05-17T22:12:00.004+05:302011-05-17T23:36:42.927+05:30Demotivational Sensation.<div style="text-align: left;"><i><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPJ1OfbZLCE">"For those who deny chance, have no chance at all."</a></i></div><div><i><br></i></div><div>Opportunistic. It's not a complimentary term.</div><a href="http://bluebananapie.blogspot.com/2011/05/demotivational-sensation.html#more">Read more »</a>blue banana piehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18383221433071959905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7735849857144111336.post-9626026824055417912011-03-26T19:48:00.006+05:302011-03-26T23:38:29.308+05:30Potty.<div>"<i>Ch</i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre-wrap; "><i><span class="Apple-style-span" >anged my religious views to Batmanism. Now I'm just like everyone else, worshiping a fictional character."</span></i></span></div><div> </div><a href="http://bluebananapie.blogspot.com/2011/03/c-hanged-my-religious-views-to.html#more">Read more »</a>blue banana piehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18383221433071959905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7735849857144111336.post-23588085445778325792011-03-01T18:54:00.003+05:302011-03-01T21:03:38.190+05:30High-fiving Mosquitoes.<div><span class="Apple-style-span"><i>"<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; ">What? What? you got a problem with this?</span></i></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; "><i>Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist"</i></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; "> </span></span><a href="http://bluebananapie.blogspot.com/2011/03/high-fiving-mosquitoes.html#more">Read more »</a>blue banana piehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18383221433071959905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7735849857144111336.post-10790973381552851602011-02-20T19:27:00.004+05:302011-02-20T23:15:30.861+05:30Think Piece.For a long time, abstract thoughts have been taking shape in my head. Forming images so beautiful, that <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbtmObjimGc">I cannot begin to describe them</a>. Now I'm just writing a sentence <a href="http://bluebananapie.blogspot.com/2011/02/think-piece.html#more">Read more »</a>blue banana piehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18383221433071959905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7735849857144111336.post-10729419681195489052011-02-15T18:44:00.003+05:302011-02-15T23:10:29.628+05:30Rant.It's that time of the year when entertainers receive awards for their efforts in their chosen fields.<a href="http://bluebananapie.blogspot.com/2011/02/rant.html#more">Read more »</a>blue banana piehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18383221433071959905noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7735849857144111336.post-84273552568965383822011-02-02T20:53:00.006+05:302011-02-03T19:13:37.715+05:30She.<div>Following the close of the transfer window (and that of <a href="http://soccer-magazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/wpid-Emmanuel-Adebayor-swipe-at-Roberto-Mancini-during-Real-Madrid-unveiling.jpg">numerous careers</a>, might I add), I must say, the word irony is written all over it. The reason as to why I must say it is<br></div><a href="http://bluebananapie.blogspot.com/2011/02/she.html#more">Read more »</a>blue banana piehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18383221433071959905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7735849857144111336.post-37772570713325321612011-01-25T21:46:00.003+05:302011-01-25T22:37:17.803+05:30Society's Secrets.<div>It's not my aim to be disrespectful. I wish to be abusive.</div><div> </div><a href="http://bluebananapie.blogspot.com/2011/01/societys-secrets.html#more">Read more »</a>blue banana piehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18383221433071959905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7735849857144111336.post-19043031724769997832011-01-19T17:47:00.005+05:302011-01-21T22:27:15.501+05:30More About You.In the English dictionary, The word 'gorgeous' is right after after 'Gorgons'. For those that don't know what a gorgon is, this is definitely about <i style="font-weight: bold; "><a href="http://www.paleothea.com/Quiz/Gorgon.html">you</a>.</i> Another interesting fact is about dictionaries is that the word 'set' has the longest definition in the entire book. <div> </div><a href="http://bluebananapie.blogspot.com/2011/01/more-about-you.html#more">Read more »</a>blue banana piehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18383221433071959905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7735849857144111336.post-28954010570664327922011-01-15T18:52:00.003+05:302011-01-15T21:17:44.293+05:30When Birds Fly!Giggs is the worst player in the history of the game. <a href="http://bluebananapie.blogspot.com/2011/01/when-birds-fly.html#more">Read more »</a>blue banana piehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18383221433071959905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7735849857144111336.post-66525988013677296562011-01-14T10:09:00.007+05:302011-01-14T16:29:38.704+05:30http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nPeTfeFALk&NR=1&feature=fvwpIt's nice to know that you're alive. Yes, there are <a href="http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Admin/BkFill/Default_image_group/2010/12/1/1291233172597/Soccer---FIFA-World-Cup-2-006.jpg">people</a> trying to kill you, and you should remain in hiding. <a href="http://bluebananapie.blogspot.com/2011/01/httpwwwyoutubecomwatchv9npetfefalk.html#more">Read more »</a>blue banana piehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18383221433071959905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7735849857144111336.post-58127878594076439782011-01-09T10:56:00.003+05:302011-01-09T16:11:10.787+05:30You Wouldn't Believe.From a tent <a href="http://bluebananapie.blogspot.com/2011/01/you-wouldnt-believe.html#more">Read more »</a>blue banana piehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18383221433071959905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7735849857144111336.post-6957896418375691152011-01-07T19:44:00.004+05:302011-01-08T15:52:47.531+05:30Pool of Puke.Living just off one of the busiest roads in the city, I have a fair picture of how the exhaust pipe of a vehicle tastes. But in the morning, this place is almost pleasant. I say almost, because you see some whack-ass things here. <div> </div><a href="http://bluebananapie.blogspot.com/2011/01/pool-of-puke.html#more">Read more »</a>blue banana piehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18383221433071959905noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7735849857144111336.post-63476147852961813552011-01-04T20:56:00.004+05:302011-01-04T21:35:06.100+05:30How It Works.I believe that today, I caused a change to the Indian economy. But this can all be traced back to when Amartya Sen won his Nobel prize.<div> </div><a href="http://bluebananapie.blogspot.com/2011/01/how-it-works.html#more">Read more »</a>blue banana piehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18383221433071959905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7735849857144111336.post-62430127864310360772011-01-02T20:43:00.004+05:302011-01-03T17:36:17.584+05:30Smooth Jazz.B.B. King is Epic. Hendrix and he together make for <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjvfwWpr8OE&feature=related">#EpicAwesome</a>. I know my dearest at <a href="http://burstingrandomosity.blogspot.com/">BR</a> wouldn't approve of the way in which I've used the hash, but I <a href="http://burstingrandomosity.blogspot.com/2010/12/varied-rules.html">still</a> don't give a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Terry">shit</a>. <div></div><a href="http://bluebananapie.blogspot.com/2011/01/smooth-jazz.html#more">Read more »</a>blue banana piehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18383221433071959905noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7735849857144111336.post-68498426077067284562011-01-01T16:54:00.005+05:302011-01-03T17:55:12.371+05:30#13They say that a picture can speak a thousand words. Then <a href="http://ab5y.blogspot.com/2010/12/to-4-3-3-or-not-to-4-3-3-that-is.html">this</a> is probably equivalent to four. Upon reading this work, one realises that the lack of quality players in not the problem at United, quite in contrary to <a href="http://soccerlens.com/united-must-spend-on-midfield-playmaker/62173/">popular belief</a> that United have numerous voids on the pitch <a href="http://www.1000goals.com/jose-mourinho-man-united-weaker-without-ronaldo">left by Ronaldo.</a><div><br></div><div>No this is definitely <i style="font-weight: bold; ">not</i> about you. This is about Ji Sung Park (aka Park Ji Sung) (idk why)</div><div> </div><a href="http://bluebananapie.blogspot.com/2011/01/13.html#more">Read more »</a>blue banana piehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18383221433071959905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7735849857144111336.post-40974342099743081122010-12-31T18:34:00.004+05:302010-12-31T20:40:04.256+05:30Exhale.The year gone by has <a href="http://bluebananapie.blogspot.com/2010/12/exhale.html#more">Read more »</a>blue banana piehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18383221433071959905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7735849857144111336.post-91042606581944555622010-12-30T12:15:00.005+05:302010-12-30T12:23:33.605+05:30Mad Scientist.<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px; "><span class="Apple-style-span">An alarm went off in the fifth floor apartment in concern. A few minutes passed. The phone that was causing the racket went silent, only to re-start the racket, vibrating dangerously at the edge of a bed-side table. This went on for hours, and hours, and hours. Until the phone finally fell off the table and broke upon hitting the floor. No one came to turn it off. No one came to fix it. No one had known anyone to be living in the apartment. The resident had been rather secretive.</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 16px; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><br></span></span></div><a href="http://bluebananapie.blogspot.com/2010/12/mad-scientist.html#more">Read more »</a>blue banana piehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18383221433071959905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7735849857144111336.post-69952155306328499582010-12-29T16:43:00.003+05:302010-12-29T18:24:31.155+05:30The Unusual Suspects."All that's yellow is not Dhokla"- Wise words from <a href="http://bollywoodhindimovies.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Toonpur-Ka-Super-Hero-will-be-released-on-December-24.jpg">the worst movie ever</a> <a href="http://bluebananapie.blogspot.com/2010/12/unusual-suspects.html#more">Read more »</a>blue banana piehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18383221433071959905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7735849857144111336.post-29902436554019137212010-12-28T17:04:00.005+05:302010-12-28T18:36:01.080+05:30Drink It Up.What differentiates me from the others is my ability to make up alliterations using random words in the dictionary. Poignant and Posterior. That and the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWCfvy0-zxU&NR=1">beautiful music</a> I listen to.<div> </div><a href="http://bluebananapie.blogspot.com/2010/12/drink-it-up.html#more">Read more »</a>blue banana piehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18383221433071959905noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7735849857144111336.post-27046313461988206432010-12-27T14:35:00.003+05:302010-12-27T15:41:47.252+05:30Lies and Other Forms of Love.Some people cannot be reasoned with. <a href="http://bluebananapie.blogspot.com/2010/12/lies-and-other-forms-of-love_27.html#more">Read more »</a>blue banana piehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18383221433071959905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7735849857144111336.post-85715850034288454902010-12-26T15:34:00.005+05:302010-12-26T19:07:05.640+05:30A Grave Perspective of Things.Writing is like cooking. If you put enough Garlic into anything, it becomes edible. Now I'm wondering if that analogy was any good in the first place. But then I realise that there have been <a href="http://blog.intelliworks.com/storage/1285261185-bieber-quote-of-the-day-14782-1285251205-0.jpg?%20__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1285347730939">worse.</a><div> </div><a href="http://bluebananapie.blogspot.com/2010/12/grave-perspective-of-things_26.html#more">Read more »</a>blue banana piehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18383221433071959905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7735849857144111336.post-73569736191209318842010-12-25T22:32:00.002+05:302010-12-28T17:04:48.440+05:30Cure For the Itch.Meditation is the key to peaceful living. It helps you be calm and concentrate better. It's all about breathing, so it'll make you one with mind and body. It'll enlighten your soul and make you a better, reformed man. Real bull shit right? Right!<div> </div><a href="http://bluebananapie.blogspot.com/2010/12/cure-for-itch.html#more">Read more »</a>blue banana piehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18383221433071959905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7735849857144111336.post-80944645710182819612010-12-25T16:38:00.000+05:302010-12-25T17:44:41.745+05:30Don't Tell Me About It.No, the title doesn't refer to the new assistant, correction, <a href="http://burstingrandomosity.blogspot.com/2010/12/random-rant-of-aphrodite.html">Co-Blogger at Randomosity</a>, about whom I do not want to be told.<div>Rather, It's about <b>you. </b><i>Again</i><b>.</b></div><div> </div><a href="http://bluebananapie.blogspot.com/2010/12/dont-tell-me-about-it.html#more">Read more »</a>blue banana piehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18383221433071959905noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7735849857144111336.post-81834045272502537212010-12-24T16:23:00.000+05:302010-12-24T20:43:13.081+05:30An Excuse to Make You See Things.I've been feeling spiritual lately. Not because I've got a halo over my head and I begin to levitate when I meditate. No. But rather because Fat Jesus is my new editor!<div><br></div><div>It's amazing how there are so many atoms in the world. It's more amazing how they come together to form planets, and stars and giraffes.</div><a href="http://bluebananapie.blogspot.com/2010/12/excuse-to-make-you-see-things.html#more">Read more »</a>blue banana piehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18383221433071959905noreply@blogger.com0