An Allegory of My Foot.
Yes, the name is random.A cliche, but so is your mom. This blog may contain amounts of creative truthfulness that may be injurious to your health. And mine. "You've been warned. I'm offensive and creative. Like handicapped porn."- Bo Burnham.
Monday, May 23, 2011
Red-Tinted Glasses.
It's not often Sir Alex goes into his lair plotting downfall. Never would a Manchester United victory be called an upset.
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Potty.
"Changed my religious views to Batmanism. Now I'm just like everyone else, worshiping a fictional character."
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
High-fiving Mosquitoes.
"What? What? you got a problem with this?
Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist"
Sunday, February 20, 2011
Think Piece.
For a long time, abstract thoughts have been taking shape in my head. Forming images so beautiful, that I cannot begin to describe them. Now I'm just writing a sentence
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Rant.
It's that time of the year when entertainers receive awards for their efforts in their chosen fields.
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
She.
Following the close of the transfer window (and that of numerous careers, might I add), I must say, the word irony is written all over it. The reason as to why I must say it is
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
More About You.
In the English dictionary, The word 'gorgeous' is right after after 'Gorgons'. For those that don't know what a gorgon is, this is definitely about you. Another interesting fact is about dictionaries is that the word 'set' has the longest definition in the entire book.
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Friday, January 14, 2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nPeTfeFALk&NR=1&feature=fvwp
It's nice to know that you're alive. Yes, there are people trying to kill you, and you should remain in hiding.
Labels:
annoying,
Berbatov,
burstingrandomosity,
Caughtoffside,
lame,
Liverpool sucks,
Rio Ferdinand,
Ukraine
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Friday, January 7, 2011
Pool of Puke.
Living just off one of the busiest roads in the city, I have a fair picture of how the exhaust pipe of a vehicle tastes. But in the morning, this place is almost pleasant. I say almost, because you see some whack-ass things here.
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
How It Works.
I believe that today, I caused a change to the Indian economy. But this can all be traced back to when Amartya Sen won his Nobel prize.
Sunday, January 2, 2011
Smooth Jazz.
B.B. King is Epic. Hendrix and he together make for #EpicAwesome. I know my dearest at BR wouldn't approve of the way in which I've used the hash, but I still don't give a shit.
Labels:
Anon Payn,
Cricket Sucks,
Math is Fun,
poetry,
Sleeping,
Twilight,
very demotvational
Saturday, January 1, 2011
#13
They say that a picture can speak a thousand words. Then this is probably equivalent to four. Upon reading this work, one realises that the lack of quality players in not the problem at United, quite in contrary to popular belief that United have numerous voids on the pitch left by Ronaldo.
No this is definitely not about you. This is about Ji Sung Park (aka Park Ji Sung) (idk why)
Friday, December 31, 2010
Exhale.
The year gone by has
Labels:
awesome,
Blackpool,
hope,
Liverpool sucks,
new year,
Very Demotivational
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Mad Scientist.
An alarm went off in the fifth floor apartment in concern. A few minutes passed. The phone that was causing the racket went silent, only to re-start the racket, vibrating dangerously at the edge of a bed-side table. This went on for hours, and hours, and hours. Until the phone finally fell off the table and broke upon hitting the floor. No one came to turn it off. No one came to fix it. No one had known anyone to be living in the apartment. The resident had been rather secretive.
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Drink It Up.
What differentiates me from the others is my ability to make up alliterations using random words in the dictionary. Poignant and Posterior. That and the beautiful music I listen to.
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