Part of the reason why I can't describe these thoughts in my head is because I have some dental issues bothering me. And there is no other reason. I know what you're thinking,"Why would that be a problem if he has to type it out?" Well I don't have a smart, yet funny, comeback to that, so boo you, you're a fat-face!
What's a fat-face? I thought you'd never ask. :D
Just. Like. You.
It's okay. You should maybe take up a light workout. Like a walking, yoga, or, I don't know, something a little more strenuous. Maybe even some mental exercise. Just because. Yes, these are Liked on women only. That said, this is still funny. But there's some kinds of funny I don't get. But I didn't go to college, son.
Not going to college is okay. But what's really gotta push your buttons is not getting invited to a wedding. Especially when you're of such close relation! I guess weddings just inspire stupidity in women.