Thursday, December 30, 2010

Mad Scientist.

An alarm went off in the fifth floor apartment in concern. A few minutes passed. The phone that was causing the racket went silent, only to re-start the racket, vibrating dangerously at the edge of a bed-side table. This went on for hours, and hours, and hours. Until the phone finally fell off the table and broke upon hitting the floor. No one came to turn it off. No one came to fix it. No one had known anyone to be living in the apartment. The resident had been rather secretive.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Drink It Up.

What differentiates me from the others is my ability to make up alliterations using random words in the dictionary. Poignant and Posterior. That and the beautiful music I listen to.

Monday, December 27, 2010

Sunday, December 26, 2010

A Grave Perspective of Things.

Writing is like cooking. If you put enough Garlic into anything, it becomes edible. Now I'm wondering if that analogy was any good in the first place. But then I realise that there have been worse.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Cure For the Itch.

Meditation is the key to peaceful living. It helps you be calm and concentrate better. It's all about breathing, so it'll make you one with mind and body. It'll enlighten your soul and make you a better, reformed man. Real bull shit right? Right!

Don't Tell Me About It.

No, the title doesn't refer to the new assistant, correction, Co-Blogger at Randomosity, about whom I do not want to be told.
Rather, It's about you. Again.

Friday, December 24, 2010

An Excuse to Make You See Things.

I've been feeling spiritual lately. Not because I've got a halo over my head and I begin to levitate when I meditate. No. But rather because Fat Jesus is my new editor!

It's amazing how there are so many atoms in the world. It's more amazing how they come together to form planets, and stars and giraffes.

Divine Intervention.

Following the trend at Randomosity, I at An Allegory of My Foot have become we. No, we haven't turned scouse (inside joke), but instead I now have a team.

Fat Jesus is the latest (and second) member and shall now edit my work, i.e. sit at home pretending He has work to do. His awesome inputs shall surely light up proceedings here.

34.5

Seeing that I'm going blow your mind, and not you mine, simultaneously, this can't be 69. It's probably just 34.5.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Eureka! Someone Else Found It!

"While I'm physically straight, you might find me mentally gay. Because I blow your mind."- Bo Burnham.

It's not everyday that you come across something awesome on the internet.
Who am I kidding? It's more like every half hour.

So what's this super awesome tool I'm on about?

Branding you on Facebook.

Mark Zuckerberg is in China. Talk about fish out of water.
But that's not what this is about. This is about you.