Friday, January 7, 2011

Pool of Puke.

Living just off one of the busiest roads in the city, I have a fair picture of how the exhaust pipe of a vehicle tastes. But in the morning, this place is almost pleasant. I say almost, because you see some whack-ass things here.

This morning, I saw a guy sleeping on the pavement (so what's wrong with that?), face down in a pool of (probably) his own puke. He looked hopeless to me. Hopeless like a white guy at a track event in the Olympics.

Speaking of hopeless, Arsenal youngster Wilshire seems to me like a girl watching porn. He has no idea WTF is going on. He believes that teams are terrified of Arsenal at The Emirates (Liverpool's home record is better than theirs, so you know what I'm talking about). Also, I believe God (in His hypothetical existence) is a Man United fan. For obvious reasons. But this doesn't mean that the Almighty Smiter loves supporters of other clubs any less. Oh wait. It probably does.

But that's not what this is about. This is a warning.

There are evil people on dangerous sites like Facebook. These people with spam you with links that you are not to click on no matter what. No matter how awesome these HTML links may be, you are not to click on them. There are also equally bizarre people who may co-write blogs, who are probably influenced subconsciously by Radiohead. You may visit these sites at your own risk.

I was just kidding. Why do you think this post was named thus? But seriously, we at BR are hiring!


  1. What a fag.
    I have awesome blog post lined up for this shit hole. Do whatever you must to enable awesomeness to grace The Shithole (TM).