34.5

Seeing that I'm going blow your mind, and not you mine, simultaneously, this can't be 69. It's probably just 34.5.

But what did blow my mind was the fact that Global Warming is a hoax. It is also, a Farce.

And, trust me on this, it's nothing like this.

The numbers of Polar Bears in the world haven't been this high ever in the past 50 years. And, trust me on this, it's nothing like this.

Global Warming is simply the increase of green house gases in our atmosphere. It has nothing to do with any actual increase in temperatures uniformly around the world. It has no adverse effect on our environment. That's how plants in green houses grow better anyway, right? So global warming could mean more food for the impoverished across the globe. Boo! And more water for organisms all over the planet. Boo!

So will the planet survive Global warming? Yes, it will. Beause GW will be followed up by Global Cooling, and the cycle will continue. We might even come up more Ice Age movies that way.

The question should really be, will we?

Also, Nani's 1600 times smarter than Wenger.